TS #15 Logo By Haze McElhenny 4 Poems
by Charles Potts


I Do Not Mistake the Moon
March 12, 2001

I do not mistake the moon
For a street light
Although one hangs above the other.

Later in the cloud filled dawn I leave
The YMCA thinking about Ovid and Catullus,
Latin bastards who suit my taste,
Old Greek poets of whom I'm more like Hesiod
Though I've written some Archilochian poems too.

When the moon reappears through the thin gray clouds
I speak metaphorically and carry a big dick.


Row Row Row Your Boat

On the way back from the PO kiosk
I walked through the produce section
To say hi to the fruits and vegetables.

I spy a fat girl eating ice cream
In front of the deli.

May I introduce you to the
Little man in the canoe
Between your legs
Who could use the help rowing?


The Vagina Dialogues

I missed The production of "The Vagina Monologues" at Whitman College
Because it had sold out
Even though Smokey came through with a ticket while I was gone.

I had been referring to it as the title of this poem,
"The Vagina Dialogues,"
Unprepared for Zen feminism:
The sound of one cunt talking.


Addressing the Dead

We will send some money through the mail
Not that you haven't forgotten how to use it.
We'll trim a little off the edges
Since it takes time to get there
For the office pool
Deflating its value and inflating the price.

I hear you had a record low.
I'm on a record high.
The data is distinct.

That's how Republicans get their kicks.
When the meek start begging they feel like God
Knowing very well who has inherited the earth.



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