TS #15 Logo By Haze McElhenny 1 Poem
by Elliot Richman

I COME UPON THE BUDDHA

I come upon the Buddha
sitting on a chunk of nose
from his blown up statue
in the Bayiyan Valley
in the hills of Afghanistan.

The Buddha is disguised
as Newt Gingrich,
except for his eyes
filled with tears
that smell like the Ganges.

The Taliban don't notice
us. They are too busy dis-
mantling artillery pieces and
whistling Arabic rap songs.

I tell the Buddha to buck
up. After all, it's only art.

The Buddha extends both
palms. In the right is a dead
scorpion; in the left, a dead
butterfly.

"It is for them I weep, you
stupid fuck," he says before
changing into a pile of
steaming dog shit.

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