Thunder Sandwich #16
Cherry Hill by Haze McElhenny
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    Miss Law

    Oh, I imagine
    Miss Law's kisses...
    like question marks
    along perforations
    and permutations
    in and of the
    papier mache tombstones
    of the degenerate.
    The beaten convicted.
    In court my whole
    name read- in relation
    to reports of stolen
    property receivery.
    Judge peers over
    pearl-arm tortoise
    something or other
    half-glasses. Kilroy style.
    Those glasses,
    they make me think
    of hundred dollar bills
    bivouacked in the weedy
    backyard of some shut-in.
    And me standing
    in the gallery with
    today's blue-suits... The
    feloniously impoverished.
    Poor people sometimes can
    see my soul separate,
    instinctively know when
    no-one's here. When
    the projection
    occurs, only poor ghosts
    see the perforation...
    tic-tearing a ghost
    from a body rich only
    in goosepimples.
    Spirit/body, a parka, the
    zipper hanging up
    at the bottom in
    crucial moments.
    Seems the baliff spots
    it too. Me leaving.
    And being no less
    hero than anyone else,
    the shit brown sheriff
    uniform smears
    across the court-
    room floor,
    tidal wave peristalsis
    in the direction of me,
    an astral abscondant
    desperado, he's struggling
    to stick an outstretched
    jailor hand hymenesque
    over my delinquent
    pineal gland.
    It's a yellow-bellied
    marmot, you know,
    who knows when
    it's time to head
    back into the hole.

    I'll never know
    what it is about
    stainless steel with
    crosshatched wood
    accents that bullies me
    like grade school
    sissy contests.
    hup-hup...
    back in!

    Miss Law winks
    my first name
    so only I can hear.
    She knows I'm not
    a bad guy.
    Pretty
    enough for espionage,
    she is.

    When she got me
    I knew she didn't belong
    in that cop uniform.
    A stone fox in Teflon.
    Giddy then guilty I see
    my faithful lady, jealous
    in the spectator pews.


    Oh, Miss Mandy Law
    she's too smart to be law.
    Too beautiful
    and tragically smart
    to have any faith in
    black and white?
    The linear language
    of those who would
    buy and sell her, if they
    got the chance.
    So hot...
    She inspires
    crime waves- crime
    rates spiked when she
    became the Heat.

    She
    inspires sweat and
    exhaustion and could
    warm a Monday morning
    arraignment in winter.
    In recess, she's
    warming the recesses
    of my brain sinking
    surgically
    through soft tissue.
    Magnetically administering
    imaginative arousal.
    I'm begging her:
    Miss Law, come with
    me- be on my side
    in revolution?
    When you used
    my first name
    in testimony, I swear
    it left a bite mark
    on my chest.

    Thunder Sandwich
    ISSN: 1534-4037
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